Fairytales n' lovelys

 the universe doesnt want jono to eat dinner: the bbq caught on fire then the pork chops got burned in the oven

my brother is now eating a single carrot for dinner

just one

only one

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

(via hi-im-nic)

k-lionheart:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

Tangerines. the code word is Tangerines.

(via theangelgabrieldidmyhair)

fremples:

the fact that there are people out there who skipped the first three seasons of supernatural

(via get-the-fucking-salt)

theory: the windigo is actually based off of the sea bear from spongebob

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

(via coocachew)

pizzaenthusiast:

legendofv:

people who think girls don’t masturbate

i cant tell if this is a list or just a reaction image

(via get-the-fucking-salt)