a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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manda:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

the-great-gabbity:

adalias:

thejupiterqueen:

19 year old Dakota Fanning with 32 year old boyfriend, Jamie Strachan.

goals

such goals,

yall got goals to age like milk? how she look 11 21 and 80 all at once

omg ^^^^^^

manda:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

the-great-gabbity:

adalias:

thejupiterqueen:

19 year old Dakota Fanning with 32 year old boyfriend, Jamie Strachan.

goals

such goals,

yall got goals to age like milk? how she look 11 21 and 80 all at once

omg ^^^^^^

(via bandnerdofthesouthernisles)


theartistwithhairofgold:

that1girlinak:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

THIS RUG IS DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR GARAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

my brother is a proud owner of 2 of these

theartistwithhairofgold:

that1girlinak:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

THIS RUG IS DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR GARAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

my brother is a proud owner of 2 of these

(via ladysilabee)


shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

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snorlaxatives:

hairyyfairy:

snorlaxatives:

when did freddie from icarly get ripped af what the hell

Pics or it didn’t happen

how did this happen….. he must have gotten motivated after his relationships with sam or carly didn’t work out

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thespookshaveamidnightjamboree:

For those who are curious, this is how my bedroom/bathroom looks 365 days out of the year. :) Yes, it’s my ACTUAL bedroom. And I’m proud to say, I decorated it all myself. I don’t just have a blog about Halloween, I LIVE it. It’s my inspiration. Much like this blog, Halloween is every day of the year in my world.

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littlegracenote:

This is so amazing it’s pissing me off

(via sadgaysebastianstan)


coldcoffeenarry:

how is no one discussing this photo

coldcoffeenarry:

how is no one discussing this photo

(via illuminiallti)


real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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(via cuddle-monkey)


shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

(via cuddle-monkey)


lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kingdom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

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jetblueivy:

leaving class on friday

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batbcomic:


designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

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